Hello there and welcome to my new blog. Let me introduce myself. I am the White Oprah. On my blog you may find things that will make you laugh...or cry...or frighten you. My blog might inspire you or make you want to go jump off a cliff.
I will share some things I find interesting with you. There will be a few samples of my writing from a class I am taking, pictures, videos, funny stories and my deepest darkest thoughts (Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?).
The main reason this blog was created is to make me filthy rich just like the Oprah. So donations are accepted and appreciated. The money will be used to buy crazy pills and M&M's. Maybe if you all dig really deep I might be able to buy a house one day and stop living in the bathrooms down at the park (showering in a sink is getting to be a real hassle).
Thanks for stopping by. The White Oprah now gives you permission to get back to your lives.
Will there be a book club?
ReplyDeleteWill there be FREE giveaways????
ReplyDeleteI am kind of the anti-Oprah but you can bet if I do give you something it will be tax free.
ReplyDeleteWell at least, that's a start. I do like the name of the blog.
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