Showing posts with label smart phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smart phone. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Not Intended For Those With Weak Bladders


I love to laugh. It just makes me feel good all over.

If you have a cell phone with auto-correct I think you will get a kick out of this site. I cannot tell you how many times I have typed something like, "That guy was lame" then look to see my phone has sent, "That hit was lame." The other person thinks you are nuts or retarded. So you quickly try to re-send "guy" so they know the phone has screwed you once again and you do not need to be institutionalized.

If you want a good laugh and you think your bladder can hold from laughing so hard (mine did not) then go check out this site...damnyouautocorrect.com. Page after page filled of examples like the one I have posted. Just take it easy, I don't want to be running Depends to your house tonight.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Smart Phone Conformist

I have decided to conform. I broke down and got a smart phone. For the past 3 years, I have been provided a cell phone by the company I work for so I could be on call. I have changed positions and turned the phone in for the person that took my spot. I was glad to be rid of that phone for many reasons…hated being on call first and foremost and it was a very basic phone. They had even cut off our option to receive and send pictures on it.
After some research I went to Best Buy and got a HTC Droid Incredible. I have never been a real big fan of Apple so I wanted an Android phone.  The phone is great. I think my favorite feature by far is the talk to text feature. I push a microphone button and can speak my text messages instead of taking all the time to type it out. Brilliant!
A month into using this phone I think I may have made a huge mistake. Between shopping for new apps, playing Angry Birds and Words With Friends, I get absolutely nothing done.
Angry Birds is much better on my PS3 but the phone version will do in a pinch. If you have not seen this game yet you must go download it. I am not sure why I am so fascinated with squashing the pigs but I am. After you have failed all your attempts and they gloat by flashing their big teeth at you…oh it just pushes my buttons and I must play another 7 hours to make them pay.
Words With Friends has only been available to Android for a few days. I have been playing non-stop since it came out.  It is basically an online version of Scrabble that you can play with friends. I am horrible at it, but love the challenge so I keep playing.
If you have a smart phone you might want to check out those games. But play at your own risk. I cannot be held responsible if you lose your job and your life is ruined from playing Angry Birds.