Give Me American Idol Or Give Me Imprisonment

Are all the crazy people in Florida?

Barran Prakash, 47, attacked two of his co-workers because they would not turn on "American Idol".

Prakash was preparing a meal in a hotel room Tuesday night and talking to his wife on the phone. His wife reminded him that the show was coming on. Prakash told the co-workers to change the channel to Idol. The two co-workers refused and Prakash put a butcher knife to the throat of one of them.

Cops were called and Prakash was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

So many questions...why was he sharing a hotel room with 2 co-workers? Why would a 47-year-old man be so obsessed with American Idol? Does he have a crush on Ryan? What was he cooking for dinner? Why did his wife tell him Idol was on Tuesday night? It wasn't. All that for nothing.

Ladies You Must Read This Book

I have been reading this book for awhile now. With all the writing I have been doing for class and for the blog I don't have as much time to read as I would like.

I read one of my many self help books and the person that wrote that book recommended this one. I have read a few books on finance and savings but none like this. It was easy to understand and has so many good things in it that I am going to have to go back over the book again.

Please keep in mind this book was last updated in 2002 so some of the information is dated like you are worth more money than you make, go in and get a 10% raise. Uh huh. Not with this economy. But really most of the information in this book is very helpful. I wish someone had given me a copy of it about 20 years ago, but I will get busy with what I have learned and hopefully won't be eating cat food when I retire.

I beg you...go get this book right now and start reading. If you are a dude and don't want to buy a book for women I understand...David Bach has many books out that you might be more comfortable reading like, "Smart Couples Finish Rich" or "Start Late, Finish Rich".

If I had Oprah money I would buy every woman I know a copy. That is how important I feel this book is. Do yourself a favor...check it out from your library and then report back to me what you think.

Ex-Girlfriend Making A Killing Selling Stuff On Ebay

This is "Taylor". Her friend and a neighbor tipped her off that her boyfriend was cheating on her while she was working. She kicked him out and started selling his stuff on Ebay. The catch? She poses with very little on while displaying the boyfriends stuff.

The woman is making a killing. I checked a few minutes ago and a plain white t-shirt autographed by "Taylor" was getting $61. Dress shirts were over $100.

She says that her boyfriend had been unemployed for 5 years and she had bought all this stuff for him so it was rightfully hers to sell.  Isn't that kind of rude to give a gift and take it back to sell?  I suppose it was rude of him to cheat on her though. What puzzles me is this...if you are this hot...why would you support your unemployed boyfriend for 5 years? I would have dumped him long before now. 

Obviously she doesn't want anyone to know who she is, so if I were the ex, I think I would start getting my butt on tv shows and exposing her. All is fair in love and war, correct? But so far no ex has come forward, which makes Woprah skeptical. Could she have made up this whole story to get publicity and money? And why do you have to be half naked to sell the stuff? In the interview she says it is because he liked her to dress very conservative and this is a way of telling him he has no say so anymore. She also said she was not vindictive. Uh huh.

I smell a rat. Only time will tell I suppose. If you are bored and like looking at photos of a half naked woman then go check out her site. Tell her Woprah sent you.
http://myexboyfriendscloset.com/

Funny Charlie Sheen Cartoon

Celebrity Apprentice 2011: Might Be Nuttiest Season Ever

The new season of Celebrity Apprentice starts tonight on NBC at 8pm central.

I must admit when I saw the lineup of celebs I knew I would have to watch. The only celeb that might make this season better would be Charlie Sheen. Here are the competitors: Richard Hatch, David Cassidy, Dionne Warwick, Marlee Matlin, Gary Busey, Mark McGrath, NeNe Leakes, Jose Canseco, Star Jones, Meat Loaf, Lisa Rinna, Lil Jon, LaToya Jackson and John Rich.

Now most of these lunatics I can see being on this show but Dionne Warwick and Marlee Matlin? You would think they would be a little too high class for this show. I realize they are raising money for their charity of choice but you would think they could do that without being a Trump puppet.

I think Gary Busey will make this show interesting. He is truly mental. LaToya is right up there. I wish I could figure out why I love watching crazy people so much. Is it because I relate???

Ok so here is what I am hoping for...Star Jones and Lisa Rinna have a cat fight...big one...so big they both leave the show. David Cassidy is going to be useless which will anger the males on his team and he will be one of the first to get fired. Busey stays on as long as possible for entertainment value and John Rich wins Celebrity Apprentice.

Tune in tonight to check it out. There isn't anything else to watch on Sunday nights so you might as well enjoy the Trump circus.

Woprah Interviews Billy Ray Cyrus

WO: Billy, your interviews of late have made you seem a bit crazy so I thought I would give you the opportunity to clear up a few things.

BR: Thank you. That is nice. Maybe one of these days I will do something to return the favor, like play at your 40th birthday party.

WO: Um, nah that's ok. Let's get to it. Did your wife really have an affair with Bret Michaels?

BR: No he is a good friend of mine.

WO: Means nothing and she looks like she has been around the block a time or 200 times.

BR: I don't want to talk about my wife.

WO: Ok, how about Miley? I have heard you say in the past that you have never made a dime off of her. I would like to call BS on that one.

BR: What are you talking about? I haven't made any money off of Miley.

WO: You mean to tell me this house of yours was paid for by "Doc" and "Achy Breaky Heart"?  Nope, not buying it.

BR: Well I wrote "Achy Breaky" so I keep getting checks from that.

WO: Billy, you did not write "Achy Breaky".

BR: Well I wish I wrote it. That is a good tune. Now I do bring in around $30,000/ year touring.

WO: Dude, I make more than that a year. I certainly don't have a house like this. Sure you haven't made some money off Miley?

BR: Well maybe a little.

WO: What's up with the hair? It is an improvement over the mullet but not much of one.

BR: Look at these fancy highlights. My hair is stylin' these days.

WO: Miley is hosting "Saturday Night Live" tonight. Did she invite you up to watch the show?

BR: Nah, I was thinking maybe you and me could chill here and watch it together. We could snuggle up on the bear rug and watch a "Doc" marathon before the show starts.

WO: Wow, well that sounds like fun Billy but I have an appointment for a colonoscopy and I just cannot miss that. Bye Billy!

Woprah Interviews Charlie Sheen

Me: Charlie, you have been a very busy boy. I think I have seen you on every news program and radio station out there.

C: Yea I gotta get my word out there…speak the truth.

Me: Charlie I think the truth that is coming through loud and clear is that you are just nuts. I know that the majority of the men in this country are horribly jealous of what is going on in this house and think you are cooler than a rock star but I think the drugs may have damaged your brain a bit.

C:I am the coolest person on the planet and all the stars in our galaxy. I got Tiger blood and everyone wants it. Pretty soon people will want some of my blood so they can drink it and be like me. Like on True Blood you know?

Me: Yea I know True Blood. *trying to keep my rolling eyeballs in my head*

 Where are the “goddesses”?

C: Oh they are out buying a new outfit for tonight. Diddy is coming over to party with us. Gonna be good times. Would you like to join us? An exclusive look inside a Charlie Sheen party.

Me: *thinking this could be the thing to get White Oprah off the ground and running. How bad could it be?*

Ok Charlie. I will stay.

I don’t remember much after this. I remember him offering me a drink and some brownies. I love my chocolate so I ate half the pan.

When I came to there was a monkey running around the room screeching which made my head throb.  As I tried to stand up I noticed a fresh tattoo on my arm. A giant tiger along with the words, “Charlie Sheen was here.” Oh God, what have I done?

A little person raced into the room on a jacked up Segway. He had nothing on but a necktie. Said he would give me a ride to the front door if I give him one of my “c-notes”.

I said, “What?”

He said, “Your underwear is full of c-notes”.

I looked down to see I am wearing a Hanes t-shirt and a pair of men’s boxers that are stuffed with $100 bills. Was I molested by these lunatics???????

I hand him a bill and off we went. As my hand touched the front door knob I heard Diddy screaming.

“Hey you! Get me the hell out of here!”

Poor Diddy was chained up to the leg of the pool table and wearing a tutu.

“You are on your own dude. I am out of here” I said.

I ran as fast as I could down the driveway waving one of my c-notes at traffic until one stopped to give me a ride to my hotel. Thank God I made it out alive!